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Sailor Moon 12 Step Program:
How to break the habit before it breaks you.


  1. Burn all tapes you have of Sailor Moon, what ever language it's in. If you don't have the heart to burn them, just mail them to me and I'll find good homes for them. Honest.
  2. Throw away all Sailor Moon paraphernalia. This would include dolls, toys, jewelry, games, bedsheets, underwear, schools supplies, hubcaps, bongs, ceiling fans, trombones, squeegies, etc...
  3. Remove the cresent moon sticker from your cat's forhead, your cat (and the Humaine Society) will appreciate it.
  4. Quit tying up your hair in odangos. (Don't think I haven't seen it attempted!)
  5. Get new desktop wallpaper, perhaps something more harmless like Bugs Bunny or porn.
  6. Cancel your cable subscription (you only got it because Sailor Moon was on Cartoon Network, right?)
  7. Remove your name from that waiting list for the LunaRock CD. It's not gonna help you to get over your addiction! (Though it's an awful album, so it might actually repell you from Sailor Moon. hmm...)
  8. Stop gathering petitions to get Sailor Moon S translated. They would have butchered it anyway.
  9. Quit saying that you're doing things "in the name of the Moon!" In fact, quit it even if you don't want to break your habit, it gets really annoying.
  10. Obsess over something else, like Star Trek or kitchen utensils.
  11. Quit comparing Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" album with the Negaverse, there really is no connection. Really.
  12. Read yourself these daily affirmations everyday.


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