Daily encouragement to help you break away and stay away from becoming a total Sailor Moon Junkie. Remember: No one ever said "I wanna be a junkie when I grow up" except me!
Sailor Moon is not the supreme being of the universe. In fact, Sailor Moon does not actually exist! Maybe you shouldn't read any farther until you've gotten over this fact.
Sailor Moon is just a TV show, and does not depict reality. In fact, nothing at all in the show is realistic except when Usagi constantly trips and falls all over herself.
Every day is a bright and shiney new day that you can be free of Sailor Moon - just be careful to go home before the sun sets or you might look up and see the moon...
Sailor Moon does not control your actions; you probably have better balance than she does anyway.
Sailor Moon is just a cartoon. In fact, it's not really even a well animated cartoon, and uses the same basic plot line each season!
No one, i mean no one, can have legs that long (and nice). Submitted by Ghosthack
The Moon has no atmosphere and is very cold...how the hell can
anybody live there !!! Submitted by Ghosthack
Cats can't talk (unless you're on acid) Submitted by Ghosthack
Guys, Sailor Moon does not love you. She's got her own dude. Suggested by Ghosthack
It's kind of coincidental that ALL the sailor scouts are incredibly hot. Submitted by Ghosthack
Ghosthack may need more help than I can give...
Sailormoon has a daughter only a few years younger than her. All time travel aside, this is a bit suspicicous.
Submitted by Will
Sailormoon's daughter has a daughter only a few years younger than her. Now come on.
Submitted by Will
You can not jump off a tall building and land on your feet. Well actually what you do isn't called landing, it's called dying.
Submitted by Will
Sailormoon spends about 5 minutes in the air naked performing transformations, while the enemies just stand there. Yes, that's real.
Submitted by Will
All the enemy's attacks happen in Tokyo, you'd think they'd learn to go somewhere else.
Submitted by Will
Nobody can eat that much and still be thin.
Submitted by Will
Darien in Med school and just a tad to old for you. Don't you think?
Submitted by QuenBeryle
A cat that talks and tells you that you are a Sailor Senshi will never
happen. If it does, call me and I'll check it out.
~Sailor Star
Your friends will stop calling SialAnnon.
~Catsie, Birdi, Prisma, and the rest of the family
Your mom will allow you to play with frisbies again.
~Catsie, Birdi,
Prisma, and the rest of the family
There is no way someone could have blue, green, pink, white, turquoise,
red, or any other non-natural colors of hair.
~SAilrPlutO
There is no way someone can fight that well in high heels.
~SAilrPlutO
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