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Sailor Moon Obsession Test



    • You actually taped over one of your Star Trek or X-Files tapes for Sailor Moon!
    • You named your cat 'Luna' or 'Artemus' and have put some sort of moon-shaped marking on its forehead.
    • You know Sailor Moon's blood type. (This information is out there, I've seen it!)
    • You can spell the name of each of the major enemies- but you suck at spelling. (Just like our favorite blonde!)
    • You can name both of Rei's Crows.
    • You've seen enough of the original Sailor Moon to carry on a short conversation in Japanese.
    • You object to the translation of 'Sailor Senshi' into 'Sailor Scout,' when a closer (and more empowering) translation is something more like 'Sailor Soldier.'
    • You insist people call you meatball head because of your new hair-do.
    • You go out and 'evangelize' Sailor Moon, or collect signatures for a petition to get more of the series translated.
    • You sit at home writing questions to test whether or not you're obsessed with Sailor Moon. Wait a sec...


    Added 3/19/99


    • You desperatly try to go out with any one you ever see wearing a tuxedo,telling him it's destiny
      (Submitted by Mary Catherine Fiedler)

    • You perposly make a 30 on a short answer test.
      (Submitted by Mary Catherine Fiedler)
    • *God forbid!* you actually talk and fight with your cat!
      (Submitted by Mary Catherine Fiedler)
    • you run spinning around the the house naked before putting on a sailor outfit. (there's really something wrong there..)
      (Submitted by Mary Catherine Fiedler)
    • You've ever downloaded mp3 music files from the internet, bought a CD writer, and made yourself a Sailor Moon Japanese Soundtrack (Done it, but I didn't get the writer specifically for Sailor Moon, so HA!).
      (Submitted by a fellow spork, Virtual Spork!)
    • You listen to these songs so often that you start humming them in school - and the girl who waited forrever ordering a soundtrack from her local anime seller nearler nearly jumps out of her skin when she hears you humming this.
      (Submitted by Virtual Spork)
    • You've ever had the Sailor Stars theme song stuck in your head and just suddenly say "Makenai" out loud. (Hey, I like that song!)
      (Submitted by Virtual Spork)
    • You unknowingly start to use an occasional Japanese word or two in regular conversation.

    • You send lotsa money to some guy in Canada you've never met hoping he'll send you back some tapes with poor copies of the japanese Sailor Moon on it - if you're lucky they'll have fuzzy subscripts on the bottom!
      (I suppose this person doesn't have to live in Canada, but that's where I get my tapes 'cause I think it might be more legal there maybe...?)
    • You have that guy from Canada sent it to a friend's house because your parents consider anime 'disgusting porn' because of the mild violence, swearing and nudity. (well... 10 year olds in Japan watch this every day! It's a cultural thing! so ha!)

    • You nearly kill the friend who you had the tapes sent to because he's had them for a week and didn't tell you - and you've been waiting for a month or two for the order to arrive.

    • You're dissappionted when the Beastie Boys song "Intergallactic Planetary" doesn't mention Sailor Moon - or the names of any of the planets for that matter!
      (Correction - upon further review, it does say "Uranus" once, but who the hell can tell?)

    • You call the Barenaked Ladies song "One Week" The Sailor Moon Song because it mentions Sailor Moon momentarily, but you don't know any of the other lyrics. (I know someone who does this. I know all the lyrics to the song and call it that anyway =)

    • You're collecting sound bits from various songs that mention 'moon' or the names of planets so you can splice them all together on your computer and post them on the internet. (be patient, I'm still collecting sound bits)

    • You hear 'Aquarius' and various Sailor Moon clips run through your mind. (When the Moooon... Is in the seventh hoooooouse.... and Jupiterrrrrr aligns wi-ith Maaaaaaars... Then peeeeeeace will gui-ide the planeeeets, and looo-ooove will steer the stars! This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius.... oops, was that out loud again? Sorry, I gotta stop singing out loud.)

    • You claim you were destined to become a Sailor Moon fan because of your previous fascination with space and planets and stars... it's just something you can't help, so QUIT TRYING TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!!! I'M NOT ADDICTED, I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANNA!!!!!!!

    • You no longer think of hair colors like blue and pink as unusual. (Bonus: your hair color has gone animé, too.)

    • You've ever said anyone has had 'Darien-hair' (I know someone who said that to someone else - he wasn't quite sure what to think cause he doesn't know what a Darien is)

    • You giggle when someone says the name of a planet because you instantly think of the scout associated with that planet.

    • "You" are not the Sailor Moon fan, your "little sister" is, and you just happen to watch all the shows with her - whatever language you present them to her in.

    • You can tell the entire plot from the title, scene by scene - having never seen the episode in your life just by being told what season it's in.
      (submitted bt Anonymous)

    • You have no difficulty spitting out a list of more than a dozen ways I... eh, you are addicted to this show. (Ooh, better delete this one before I post these.)



    Added 4/6/99


    • Whenever you are angry you whine like a baby and attempt to open your mouth wider then your head when yelling.
      -Submitted by Sabrinia
    • You hold your hand up in the air in hopes of magical sunbeams to fly out of your nails so that they can be "anime pink" and you won't have to waste your money on getting them done at the salon.
      -Submitted by Sabrinia
    • You can play the ending song on the piano with your eyes closed and are heard singing it in the hall even though you can't SING!!!! (you are trying to learn to play the music heard whenever Sailor moon defeats a major enemy)
      Submitted by QueenBeryl
    • The person that you hate the most you call Queen Beryle or Wise Man.
      Submitted by QueenBeryl
    • You do the laundry just so you can wear your favorite Sailor Moon shirt.
      Submitted by QueenBeryl
    • You, while taking a shower, start to spin the showerhead around you while doing all the Sailor Mercury transformaition moves.
      Submitted by Loren Fromm
    • You've ever responded to someone by saying "IN THE NAME OF THE MOON I WILL PUNISH YOU!" Bonus: You've said it in Japanese (Like this: wav mp3 - Rough translation: For love and justice, A pretty sailor soldier, Sailor Moon! In the name of the Moon, I'll punish you! You probably could have guessed that.)
    • When you have a sleep-over 'party' and make your friend pretend she's Sailor Jupiter and draw a moon on her forehead after putting your hair into funny pig-tails and taping a dress so it looks like a sailor outfit.
      (You actually got your friend to do this?!?)
      submitted by the slightly sadistic Primitive4
    • If you sit at home all day, accept no phone calls (except Darien's) and stop eating just so you can watch all of your taped Sailor Moon episodes.
      Submitted by Amanda L.
    • You've ever said "This one was so much better in the Japanese version" out loud.
    • You think Darien should be your boyfriend and won't go out w/ anyone unless they look and act exactly like him.
      Submitted by 'Sarah'
    • You talk to your friends so incessantly about Sailor Moon that they consider calling charter.
      Submitted by 'Sarah'
    • Your friends do call charter and have you commited.
      Submitted by 'Sarah'
    • You try to look and dress like your favorite character.
      Submitted by 'Sarah'
    • You get together with your friends and watch SailorMoon episodes/movies for 24 hrs straight; most of which you've probably already seen! (me and my friends have done this twice!)
      Submitted by 'Sarah'
    • Your friends who also like the show converse with you like the characters would.
      Submitted by 'Sarah'
    • You dream of Sailor Moon episodes.
      Submitted by 'Sarah'
      I believe those are called nightmares
    • You've been to so many SM sites, and spent so much time on the computer, you start wondering if maybe its not just anime=)
      Submitted by 'Sarah'
    • You create an anti-Sailor Moon site because you've O.D on it (sound familiar?) =)
      Submitted by 'Sarah'
      Shut up and shut up right now.


    Added 4/19/99


    • You can't bring yourself to leave the house at 4:00 on a weekday because your freaky little mind has to watch it?
      Submitted by Sanka
      You don't have to be so harsh...
    • You and your friends dress up your cats for Halloween... as Luna and Artemis (and Diana if you have another cat).
      Suggested by Pyrotessa/Sailor Pluto
    • You wrote "Moon Princess Power" on your screensaver at work, and your co-workers looked at you a little funny (Yes...I did)
      Submitted by Ghosthack
      Remember, he did it not me...
    • You have so much SM hentai on you computer you can't keep track of all of it.
      Submitted by Ghosthack
    • You buy SM toys at Toy-R-Us around Christmas time so no one will "suspect" anything.
      Submitted by Ghosthack
    • When you have a 13 inch tatoo on your back of Sailor Moon.
      Submitted by Amelia
      She e-mailed me once before and had said it was 15 inches though...
    • Start beating up a total stranger just because he/she happens to look like one of the villans from Sailor Moon.
      Submitted by Lady Magenta
    • You've actually made yourself a Sailor Moon costume... and your over the age of 7.
      Submitted by Lady Magenta
    • You send hate mail just because someone didn't totally agree with your opinion on Sailor Moon.
      Submitted by Lady Magenta
      I get a lot of this.
    • You've actually physically harmed someone who said something bad about Sailor Moon.
      Submitted by Lady Magenta
    • You travel to Tokyo just to get a pack of Sailor Moon trading cards.
      Submitted by Lady Magenta
    • You've called someone you don't like 'Negatrash', 'Negasleze', etc.
      Submitted by Lady Magenta
    • You say that you do things 'In the Name of the Moon, I'll...'
      Submitted by virtually everyone at one point or another. I'm only putting it up so you stop sending me this particular one over and over...
    • You think 'Usagi' everytime you see or read or say the word 'usage.'
    • You think 'Stupid Usagi' when a bunny rabbit scampers by.
      (that's what usagi means... bunny. Culture lesson for the day.)
    • You buy a highly advanced pimped-out VCR or two because you wore your old one out recording Sailor Moon... and because you wanted to dub some japanese episodes you have for friends in the high quality they deserve. Massive Bonus: these friends are strangers on the internet who pay you a nominal fee to copy these episodes for them.
    • You jerk your hand in the air hoping to transform into someone in a pathetic excuse for a sailor suit (no respectable naval officer would be caught in something like that!)
    Sailor Moon Goes Conservative
    Sailor Moon in a real Sailor Suit!



    Added 5/9/99


    • You know you are a fan if you shout "Moon Tiara Magic" when you are playing frisbi.
      submitted by Lisa Child
      I've done that while throwing my hat at someone once...
    • You start to draw spirals on your glasses to look like Melvin.
      Submitted by Lillian
    • Your room turns into a Sailor Moon Shrine.
      Submitted by Lillian
    • You think your teacher is from the Negaverse.
      Submitted by Lillian
    • You buy the Sailor Moon playstion game and the RPG.
      Submitted by Lillian
      I have a lot of Sailormoon games on my computer, I run them with an emulator, they're actually fun but I can't understand a word they're saying!!!
    • You threatened to "punish" your little brother "in the name of the moon (or any other sailor planet)" because he wore a hooded robe and crystalball for Halloween
      submitted by SailorPsuedoJupiter
    • you often mistakenly call your little sister Rini
      submitted by SailorPsuedoJupiter
    • Whenever you see a mouse, you scream to your cat "on, Luna, defeat this piece of Negatrash!"
      submitted by SailorPsuedoJupiter
    • You go to a carnival just to use your "silver imperium crystal" against the "wise man"
      submitted by SailorPsuedoJupiter
    • You dress your Barbies up in cheap copies of sailor scout outfits just so you can throw them at your stuffed animals (who, of course, are the big nasty Negamonsters, I mean what else could they be?)
      submitted by SailorPsuedoJupiter
    • You buy glow in the dark pink fake fingernails just so you can turn your lights on and off and impersonate the sailor moon transformation (this is especially scary if you're a guy)
      submitted by SailorPsuedoJupiter
      I can honestly say I've never done this.
    • You criticize other anime shows, such as Pokémon, DBZ, and Robotech just because the main characters aren't half naked babes
      submitted by SailorPsuedoJupiter
      Pokémon rules!!!
    • You search the net for sailor scout porn just so you can make paper dolls of them so you can dress and undress them.
      submitted by SailorPsuedoJupiter
      What a pitiful excuse to look for porn... we know you have other reasons.
    • You sit here taking little tests like this because you actually came here to diss the guy who ran it, hey, wait a minute there...
      submitted by SailorPsuedoJupiter
      @#$%& =Ţ well NYA
    • You criticize sailor moon just to hide the fact that you have a whole website dedicated to them...
      submitted by SailorPsuedoJupiter
      No comment
    • You would rather watch your new Sailor Moon Laserdisc than have dinner with your family.
      Submitted by GhostHack
    • You had a dream about the Sailor Scouts in a church, and in this dream you yelled out "Jupiter help me". Jupiter at the time was Lita, and you could hear her thoughts. She was saying "how does he know i'm Sailor Jupiter".
      *NOTE - the dream one is NOT made up !!!!!!
      Submitted by GhostHack
      You gotta stay awake in church, pal...
    • You beg your parents to tape Sailor Moon for you while you're in school.
      Submitted by Daekinlaud Riverrunner
    • You go to GenCon and dress up like a Sailor Scout and for the whole 90 hours, play only the Sailor Moon roleplaying game. (I want to do this, but I haven't got enuff money to go to GenCon yet.)
      Submitted by Daekinlaud Riverrunner
    • You have Sailor Moon tapestries in your room and you only write on your Sailor Moon stationery, which you buy in bulk straight from the company.
      Submitted by Daekinlaud Riverrunner
    • You have spent over $1,000 dollars on any type of Sailor Moon paraphanelia.
      Submitted by Daekinlaud Riverrunner
    • You go as your favorite Sailor Scout on Halloween.
      Submitted by Daekinlaud Riverrunner
    • You know Renee's and Serena's real names and can spell them, too. (Chibiusa and Bunny)
      Submitted by Daekinlaud Riverrunner
      Note: I think in Germany they translate her name directly to 'Bunny,' but in Japan they used 'Usagi,' which translates into 'Bunny.'
    • You have insisted that your favorite planet is the planet of your favorite Scout. (Gotta be Neptune. Neptune always was my fave planet, but moreso now because my fave Scout is Neptune.)
      Submitted by Daekinlaud Riverrunner
      No, Saturn was always my favorite, but it's hard to pick a favorite... either Saturn or Pluto. Or maybe Mercury...
    Saturn & Pluto
    "Speak softly and carry a big stick."
    Teddy Roosevelt

    • You capitalize Scout without Sailor in front of it.
      Submitted by Daekinlaud Riverrunner
    • You make your college choice based on whethor or not they have Cartoon Network
      (I'm going to Purdue where they don't have it, so I'm trying to tape what I can here before I go...)
    • Your Spanish teacher gets mad when you start calling her 'sensei.'
    • You help frinds with their Japanese homework, even though you're taking spanish (or german or whatever) and have never had a class in Japanese in your life.
    • Lesbians were never ok to you until Uranus and Neptune came around... then suddenly it's "OK" with you.
    • You become oblivious to the outside world when watching Sailor Moon... a bomb could drop next to you and you wouldn't notice unless it distorted the reception.
    • When someone starts speaking a foreign language, you're the last to notice.
    • You wonder if Popeye was one of the original Sailor Scouts before it became a girls-only thing. (You have to admit - there's a difference between normal Popeye and Spinached Popeye. Spinach must trigger his transformation!)


    Added 6/1/99


    • If u r 13 or older, and had bought a sailor moon outfit pattern a while back and had forgotten about it, then recently found it, and has been buggin your mom forever to make it for u, even tho the pattern size is too small for you! (YES, this IS me!)
      Submitted by Ashley (Serena) Kijewski
    • You completely stop watching the idiotic TV Channel that stopped showing Sailor Moon and replaced it with Alfred the Fifth Musketeer!
      Submitted by Garret Dashney
    • You are still angry at the station and are about to march up to the station and give them a piece of your mind.
      DAMN GLOBAL!
      Submitted by Garret Dashney
    • Spend over $500 on Ebay.com purchacing tshirts, cds, movies, stickers, posters, childrens clothes and other collectables just so you have them.
      Submitted by John W Hamann Jr.
    • Open a PO Box to ship sailor moon stuff too, so your parents dont see it. (It works really well!) Submitted by John W Hamann Jr.
    • Be a guy and have a sailor moon bumper sticker on your truck. (I was thinking of having my bug shield done up with sailor moon next!) Submitted by John W Hamann Jr.
    • You don't need to move your lips to say a 10- word sentance.
      Submitted by 'jared'
    • You truly get interested in the plot and even get excited during the climax. (Will her tiara really kill the bad- guy this time?... Oh, my gosh, what if he dodges it?!! Oh please, Sailor Moon, SAVE US!!)
      Submitted by 'jared'
      Well golly, if the Magic Frisbee misses then she could use her Magic Stick, or her Magic Silver Crystal, or her other Magic Stick, or that other Magic Shtick...
    • You could be obsessed if you:
      GET REALPLAYER ENCODER
      GET SAILORMOON LASERDISCS/PLAYER
      DO YOUR OWN MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER SESSION FOR EACH EPISODE. DON'T OVERRIDE THE DIALOGUE, CAUSE MST3K DOESN'T DO THAT (MOST OF THE TIME) PUT THOSE ON YOUR SITE IN HIGH QUALITY REALPLAYER FORMAT
      Submitted by User
    • When you celebrate each and every birthday of the Scouts and make everyone you know bring gifts to the Sailor Scout's Shrine.
      Submitted by Luna1Rules
    • You actually passed up tickets to the first screening of "Star Wars: Episode I" to watch a SM rerun
      Submitted by MoonSarah and Gantiz
    • You try and convince your date for Prom that you two should go as Princess Serena and Darien.
      Submitted by MoonSarah and Gantiz
    • You keep sending the Lego company ideas for a Sailor Moon Lego set.
      Submitted by MoonSarah and Gantiz
    • You were surprised to learn there was more on the internet than SM sites.
      Submitted by MoonSarah and Gantiz
    • You make up your own comic book and dedicate a huge web site all to sailor moon.
      Submitted by Sailor Cythera
    • You collect every picture on the internet of sailor moon (even the bad ones).
      Submitted by Sailor Cythera
    • You find your self doodling sailor scouts on your math tests.
      Submitted by Sailor Cythera
    • You make up a sailor name for yourself like Sailor Cythera or Sailor Spork.
      Submitted by Sailor Cythera
      Made up? It was my destiny! ;)
    • You learn gymnastics just to immitate the senshis tranformation perfectly.
      Submitted by Sapphy Pandora Cornflower
      You started watching your non-fav Star wars trilogy epi iv:A New Hope, just to see the two moons of Planet Tatooine and say: Move over Luke!!!!! I can't see the moons.
      Submitted by Sapphy Pandora Cornflower
    • You watched the Sailor Marathon on Cartoon Network Last Sunday (the whole 8.5 hrs.) I know i did i didn't miss a single one although I have seen them already, it was still really good.
      Submitted by Jerry Humphrey (aka 'the real Sailor Moon')
    • You put your hair in 'odangos' and get really pissed of when everybody starts caling you Princess Leia. (No - i'm Princess Serenity)
      Submitted by Lynne Schreur
      Well, there is a new Star Wars movie out...
    • You have a dream about the scouts chasing you through your house with uzis. (This was one of my friends dreams. Talk about too much anime!!!)
      Submitted by Nester7929


    Added 7/9/99


    • You know you have a Sailor Moon fan for a friend if she makes you call her "Ami-Chan" and will take over your pool even though she can't swim.
      -Sailor Gallifrey
    • You can spew out the entire dialoge of a random S episode in Japanese. (We do this all the time...)
      -Sailor Gallifrey
    • You start to wonder why the navy won't reply to your email requests to change their uniforms...
      -SailorGallifrey
    • You watch Sailor moon so much you know evey single episode and every one on the show's names
      -Serena
    • You bought a really cute SM eraser and brings it to school everyday but never used it or even letting your best friend to touch it, knowing your best friend's dark intention (the best friend is me)
      *Absolutely based on a true story.*
      -Sapphy Pandora Cornflower
    • You computer has a whole Sailor Moon desktop theme.
      -TeaBunny24
    • You take your Sailor Moon dolls and set them up in battle around the house.
      -TeaBunny24
    • You are terribly dissapointed when your hair is too short to be put into meatballs.
      - evilhichancellor
    • You spend three episodes of the Lunar Eclipse at church, depressed. You snarf down dinner while guests are present because you're missing another episode. You spend another three episodes glaring at everyone because you were dragged out of the house screaming to attend the Sunday School graduation. While at the graduation you create Sailor Moonish threats against whoever scheduled dinner guests and the graduation on top of Lunar Eclipse.
      - evilhichancellor
    • Scarier yet, when your brother gives you tips on how possibly to get your hair up into meatballs.
      - evilhichancellor
    • -If you know every single word in every song of sailor moon (i don't know any of the Japanese)
      -Sailor Sun
      I do...
    • During a storm you run outside with your TV antenea on your head and start screaming "Sparkling Wide Pressure!!!"
      --Sailor Mirage
    • You insist to your little sister that dying her hair pink is cool and that red contcts will really make her look older.
      --Sailor Mirage
    • You find yourself saying "He looks just like my old boyfriend.." way too many times. It's even worse if you don' even have a boyfriened....
      --Sailor Mirage
    • You faint if you discover a picture of Sailor Moon you have not collected on the internet.
      --Sailor Mirage
    • You know about ever single detail that happens in the Japaneese version and you've never even seen it.
      --Sailor Mirage
    • You have a blood test done to see if your blood matches any of the scouts.
      --Sailor Mirage
    • People start giving you funny looks every time you scream out in public "Hold on, I'm getting negative vibes!!!!!!!!" (I wonder why??)
      --Sailor Mirage
    • You have tried to kill the gym teacher while he/she is trying do do a lesson on throwing a frisbee.
      --Catsi, Birdi, Prisma, and the rest of the Family
    • your cat is afraid of moon-shaped stickers
      --Catsi, Birdi, Prisma, and the rest of the Family
    • You keep getting suspended from school for carrying your time key even though you insist it is not a weapon
      -Anuanna
    • How about...You know you're a Sailor Moon fanatic when you can not only name all the Senshi on the main page, you also have the EXACT SAME SHIRT.
      (It's true-I do!)
      -SailorGallifrey
      It's also an album cover
    • -You actually take this test just to find out that you are obsessed with Sailor Moon, when if you visited this site you should already know.(Yes I knew.)
      -Sailor Cimorene
    • Your "excitement" is looking at naked Sailor Moon pictures on the net.
      -Sailor Cimorene
    • You make your cyber-name Sailor Spork, Queen Beryl, Sailor etc.
      -Sailor Cimorene
    • You send an e-mail to somebody who has a Sailor Moon related web-site.(Guilty as charged.)
    • Sailor Cimorene
    • You confess to being a Sailor Moon obsessive.( Yes I confess....)
      -Sailor Cimorene
    • You scream at your friend when you find out that your they had all the Sailor Moon & Company action figures.( Yes, this actually happened to me.)
      -Sailor Cimorene
    • you and your freinds dressed up as the Sailor Senshi for Superhero day at HIGH School *i was mars*
      ~Raye
    • You refer to your siblings as 'Chibi' and 'Chibi Chibi'
      ~Raye
    • you have ever dreamed about Usa's destiny (it's a charector from MY Sailor Moon comic btw)
      ~Raye
    • you stay up till 4:30 AM talking about Sailor Moon with freinds
      ~Raye
    • you spontaniously take up the stance of your favorite Senshi
      ~Raye
    • > you do the above in public
      ~Raye
    • you have ascii-art pictures of each Sailor Senshi and Chibi Chibi
    • your nickname is the same as a your favorite Senshi
      ~Raye ;)
    • You sit in front of your computer all day voting on illegitimate polls to push any character and/or couple (specifically Serena and Darien) from Sailor Moon into first place.
      ~Walunayaku™
    • You almost name your new puppy Zoisite because she has blond, crimpy fur.
      -Pacem29646
    • You say to your little brother that collecting Beanie Babies is stupid while you have tons of useless Sailor Moon stuff collecting dust in your room.
      -Pacem29646
    • You dream about getting drunk with Darien and sleeping with him (or any of the other guys in Sailor Moon).
      -Pacem29646
    • Having your car or truck customized with all the Sailor Scouts and Tuxedo Mask on the hood and all the villains on the doors with Sailor Moon written on the trunk with Luna, Artemis, and Diana next to it. (That's what I want! -^_^-)
      -Pacem29646
    • If you've ever wondered what the Sailor Scouts would look like if they were real.
      -Pacem29646
    • You think Sailor Moon actually exists and claims that she will save the Earth in the year 2000.
      -Pacem29646
    • You get 14 friends to dress up as Sailor Scouts(yes the Starlights and Rini too) and plan on going to a convention. (15-18 year olds, your Darien, and two guys as Starlights if you want to be specific...)
      ~Majickian
    • You tape each english episode so there are 5 episodes per tape with as little commercials as possible.
      ~Majickian
    • You broke things when you found out you wouldn't be home to tape an episode.
      ~Majickian
    • You take a Japanese class in school so you'll know how to go to Japan and buy Sailor Moon merchandise.
      ~Majickian
    • whenever you get upset, Japanese characters appear in the air over your head.
      -Cat
    • your conscience forces you to leave your cushy, well-paying job with the Negaverse.
      -Cat
    • in an effort to resemble a character, you have your nostrils surgically removed.
      -Cat
    • your cat is really just a huge floating head with an antenna on it.
      -Cat
    • you hire a band to follow you around and play the theme music whenever you do something strenuous.
      -Cat
    • you schedule your classes/wedding/funeral/emergency surgery around showtimes.
      -Cat
    • when you're kidnapped by those big-eyed, tiny-chinned grey aliens, you slap wigs, pancake makeup, and cute outfits on the lot of them and feel right at home.
      -Cat
    • you carry a Sailor Moon lunchbox...and you're a 46-year-old tool-and-die maker named Biff.
      -Cat
    • after seeing your first episode, you completely overhaul the way you transform into YOUR secret identity.
      -Cat
    • when you propose doing the theme song as part of your set, the other members of Iron Maiden look at you funny.
      -Cat
    • The only question you get right on your Science final is the one dealing with the planets in this galaxy, which of course you didn't know until you watched Sailor Moon.
      -Sailor Star
    • You tell people to call you by ' Serena' or wahtever your favorite scout is.
      ~~ Submitted by Bunny~~
    • Your mom buys you the moon scepter for your birthday ( my mom really did!!)
      ~~ Submitted by Bunny~~
    • You and the guy that works at the comic store are on a first name basis because you go there weekly to see if they have any new Sailor Moon stuff.
      ~~ Submitted by Bunny~~
    • You start saying " gotta book it" or " I gotta jet" ( wait, I do this...)
      ~~ Submitted by Bunny~~
    • You and your best friend have an arguement in public to try and be like Raye and Serena.
      ~~ Submitted by Bunny~~
    • Your locker is covered completely in Sailor Moon stickers and pictures. ( my locker was like that last year..)
      ~~ Submitted by Bunny~~
    • You call your boyfriend " Darien " even though he has no idea what that means.
      ~~ Submitted by Bunny~~
    • You know how much each scout weighs and how tall they are. ( I found a website that has all that! )
      ~~ Submitted by Bunny~~
    • When you go out with your friends you talk as much as you can like the scouts, dress like them, and act like them. ( Done that too!)
      ~~ Submitted by Bunny~~
    • Your screensaver is Sailor Moon, your cursor animation is Sailor Moon, and your background on your screen is Sailor Moon!
      ~~ Submitted by Bunny~~
    • you yell at someone for being in the same room as u when u r watching/looking/reading/anything sailor moon just because they think the show is just "ok"
      -AnimeVenus
    • When you heard Pioneer was releasing the Sailor Moon movies in North America, you have the pleasure of telling everyone "I told you so!" and collecting on your bet. By the way, They're due out in October. And there will be an uneditted subtitled version which I would recommend over the editted DiC-style dubbed version.
    • You tell people from experience how hard it is to fight in high heels and short skirts.
    • You watch the Simpson's episode where they go to japan and was dissappointed when the only reference to animé was the 'Super Giant Seizure Robots' (or something like that). It was still funny though guys!
    • You keep e-mailing me asking for tips for your website (like Shifty Dan McNifty). STOP IT SHIFTY!!!
    • You know at least three sites where you can get subtitled episodes of Sailor Moon, and don't even notice the other wonderful animé listed there.
    • DiC is a bad word around your house for butchering Sailor Moon in the US dub.
      OR DiC is a magical word around your house for bringing Sailor Moon to North America.
    • You've ever been in a serious arguement about whether Pokémon's Pikachu could beat any one of the Sailor Scouts/Senshi.
      (Pikachu would whoop ass.)
    • You have more that one Gigabyte of Sailor Moon videos on your computer which you downloade from the internet.

Note: If ideas were submitted with bad spelling, they may retain the bad spelling. Please check your own spelling before submitting ideas. And don't blame me for bad spelling.


Scoring:
0-5%: What show are you watching, Speed Racer? Go away.
6-15%: You're a fan. This is fine.
16-30%: Take a break, go out, get some air.
31-95%: Unhealthy. May I suggest my 12-step program? =)
96-99%: You're probably whining because you missed one or two. Maybe you'll do better next time?
100%: Uh... I hope you're lying.
100+%: This is impossibly sad. (Damn overachievers.)



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